Thursday, November 18, 2010

The Billion Dollar Couch Report

This will conclude the posts for this whole ordeal.

Townie Bastard called me cocky so, the Godfather has spoken!

Enjoy the link . . .

http://www.aptn.ca/pages/news/video/?/services/player/&bcpid=90674670001&bclid=76787578001&bctid=679183006001

6 comments:

hahahahahhahahahaha said...

"Ordeal"? Spending some time on a website, sending a few emails and talking to a reporter... that's an ordeal? Wow, I'd hate to see what you'd do in a crisis situation.

If you see $1B quoted to you for something, why wouldn't you figure it was a glitch? And, if you were willing, would one of the credit cards in your wallet be able to even cover that? I highly doubt your ass is worth that much.

That's some hard-hitting journalism right there. Way to get your time in the spotlight, you two-bit blog-whore.

Megan said...

You've got a troll! That means you've arrived, baby!

Morena said...

Wow! If you can't see the humour in the 'ordeal' you obvously don't have a sense of humour. Your ordeal made my day. Thanks or sharing it Jordan!

jen said...

Wow, I guess "HAHHAHAHAH..." doesn't know the meaning of his own name. OF COURSE IT WAS A GLITCH OR A JOKE! Maybe some people don't always want to hear about depressing stuff on the news, sometimes it's nice to watch an editorial piece on "funny" things. Maybe the blog troll should look up what "lighthearted" means.

I, however enjoyed the story, watched it on APTN all the way down here in Ontario!

Jordan~Stephanie said...

I think "hahahahaha" IS a joke!

I've finally arrived! Thank you all for your support!

The best parts are that I don't consider myself a journalist, I knew it was a glitch, and I don't think anyone's credit card would cover that.

Great points tough!

Oh, and the "two-bit- blog whore" part was a classy touch too. The only problem is that the term "two-bit" stems from European settlers who brought their money with them to America, and coins made of precious metal were accepted everywhere at face value. Now,

The Spanish peso was divided into eight silver coins, which the English called bits, or pieces of eight.

Two bits was one-quarter of a Spanish dollar . . .

So, not only is it impossible for a whore to be "two-bit", in fact, it's somewhat impossible for any human being to in fact be "two-bit". OH . . and how could I forget, a "whore" is a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money.

And finally . . .


Suck it. People who "blast" people via online comments are nothing short of pathetic, and what's more pathetic, is that you are such a coward, you wouldn't even put your name. Get a sense of humour, get the joke, and most importantly, get out of your mothers basement.

Tara Muise said...

what's with the hater? jordan, you rock...i'm just kicking myself that i've lost track of all you guys; i started a new blog and haven't transferred all the info yet (hosting my own now).

the billion dollar couch, an 'ordeal' that entertained me to no end, was a great way to start off the day...

tara

www.thedailymuise.com